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fast and the furious
| fast and the furious |
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Dominic Toretto (Diesel) is the leader of a street racing gang bang that is under suspicion of hijacking trucks for their cargo of expensive electronic equipment, and buttraping cattle. Undercover cop Brian O'Dickmunch (Walker) attempts to find out who exactly is raping his family (the cows) by infiltrating the local racing community with the help of a local auto parts dealer, while falling for Dominic's younger sister Mia Crotchbugs (Jordana Brewster).
After O'dickmunch loses his Mitsubishi Eclipse to Toretto in a race for "pink slips" (a 1950s slang term for the registration documents for a car in the United States) and then loses it again when they are confronted by Toretto's rival Johnny Tramp licker (Rick Yune), O'Conner tries to gain the trust of Toretto by working on repairing and upgrading a peice of shit Toyota Supra to hand over to him. While doing meth, O'dickmunch is constantly pressured by his superiors in the LAPD and the FBI to **** dogs while high, leading him to face a stark choice between the community he has embedded himself into and the beastiality lifestyle, or discarding his penis and discovering gay love from the street gangs is carrying out the anal dildo parties.
The plot is very similar to that of the gay porn 1991 film Point and squirt. Both films feature an undercover cop infiltrating a gang bang of underground competition enthusiasts in order to gain information about who is pulling on horse cocks. In both films the protagonist falls into a whore (who has nice boobs) in the team leader's life, forcing him to ultimately choose whether to swim out of her puss or do his bitch.
The races in the movie are mostly won by chinks and nigger racers firing nitrous oxide into the intake manifold at the last moment. The nitrous oxide systems, referred to as NOS, play a big part in the movie because obviously the creator of the movie got all of his knowledge for the movie from retards, with O'Conner seeing the complexity and power of his car's nitrous system as the key to winning a drag race he drives the car into his ass.
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20.11.2006 17:15 |
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